Kinky Kong review

Kinky Kong :. Director: John Bacchus :. Starring: Darian Caine, Adolfo Candray :. Script: John Bacchus :. Running Time: 1:13 :. Year: 2006 :. Country: USA With a title like Kinky Kong, we could have expected something juicy, but this King Kong spoof about a skin-flick director going with his cast to a remote island to shoot a movie falls flat. Mostly featuring girls endlessly dancing without showing any skin and a baboon in diapers lusting after them, I'm still not sure why somebody felt it would be a good idea to greenlight this movie, even though it probably didn't cost more than $5,000. Why would you want to watch an erotic spoof which isn't funny and doesn't feature any nudity?   Fred Thom